The Funniest Thing You Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

The ultimate loo a laugh-out-loud collection of funny quotations from the classics to the contemporary. Looking for a stocking-filler gift or a Secret Santa present? LOOK NO FURTHER. This bestselling book has you covered...! 'Outstanding' - The Sunday Times'Hysterical - what a good tonic' -- ***** Reader review'The funniest book I have read in ages' -- ***** Reader review'If you only ever get one quotations book - IT MUST BE THIS ONE!' -- ***** Reader review'Addictive - once you pick it up you can't put it back down without trying to finish the chapter' -- ***** Reader review'Pure class' -- ***** Reader review****************************************************************************Whether for the loo or bedside entertainment or as a work of reference or self-improvement, The Funniest Thing You Never Said is the biggest and best humorous quotation book there is - a complete one-stop shop of witty one liners . Quotations are ordered not by A-Z, but by thematic love; business; religion; celebrity; the animal kingdom, intellect; dating; hair - you name it, every category is covered . The collection includes all the classics from Oscar Wilde to Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker to Groucho Marx but also mines many new hidden gems from lesser lights and includes many contemporary quotes by everyone from Jilly Cooper to Jonathan Ross . A standard companion for new collectors, and a fresh perspective for serious quotation addicts - this is the ultimate humourous quotation book and the perfect sure-fire-hit gift!