My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome

The erotica-writing granny in novel form.The original, critically acclaimed novella, locked in a saucy threesome with its hit sequel and a bonus bit on the side, to provide a full, novel-length read.In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, 65-year-old, straight-laced Betty tries her hand at writing an erotic novel. However, with little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal and seeks help in the most unexpected places.When she finds her elderly mother-in-law with nipple clamps dangling from her earlobes, the suburban housewife realises she’s a corrupting influence and hangs up her pen. However, the demands of her greedy family force Betty to sell the film rights to her novel – on one condition: she has no part in the creation of such revolting cinematic filth.And after courting her new beau for many months, Betty is finally ready to cement their love. However, everybody she knows seems to have an opinion on modern bedroom etiquette. Mistakenly believing she’s found the ideal setting for her romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique.