Villainous All the Way (Villainous Things)

A sweet'n'spicy collection of bonus tales, first shared on Patreon and featuring the guys and gals (and nonbinary aliens) from the superhero x villain MM+ (& FF!) romance series, Villainous Things (along with the MCs of the Villains in Space spin-off series)!Simon It is required that you listen to Villainous Things books one through five first, and highly recommended that you also listen to Earth Boys Are Easy before tackling this bonus collection! Otherwise, you may miss some important backstory (and hear spoilers!) The bonus collection Dock the A Xander & Butch Villainous Xmas Special The boys' first Christmas after Himbos, where Xaddy introduces his baby to the annual cutthroat Suarez White Elephant gift exchange and Butch makes a near-fatal mistake by misunderstanding the rules. The Thing with the Fried A Xander & Butch Valentine's Special Their first V-Day after Himbos, where the often-asked listener question is finally answered with an extra graphic explanation of what exactly "the thing with the fried chicken" is. It's spicy. Til Death Do Us A Wolfy & Simon Wedding/Kidnapping Special Occurring immediately after the Yes Sir, Sorry Sir bonus epilogue from Gentlemen, and starring Queen Simon as he makes an executive decision his loyal dog had better agree to—or so help him! Lycra and Lace and A Balty & Zion (and Rabble*) Halloween Special After the events of POFAH, Xanny opens the West Coast Lycra and Lace franchise and throws a costume party to celebrate. Per usual, this results in an unnecessarily competitive costume contest between our supes. Also, per usual, there's some primal play. Tangled in A Twins (mostly Dre, but open door, bro) & Theo Xmas Special Following Multi-Vers, it's our chaotic alien's turn to be introduced to the White Elephant gift exchange. He nearly ruins it, to no one's surprise. Also, to no one's surprise, there's more primal. Happy A Micah & Ziggy Not-Quite Halloween Special After End Game, our runaway space bride, Micah, decides to stick around to celebrate his February birthday with a Halloween-style costume party. Again, to no one's surprise, everyone gets competitive, the horny glo worms are in full effect, and Ziggy plays to win. The Perfect Vi-Day A Vi & Kai Valentine's Special Also following End Game (and apparently too hot for the Pates), Wolfy lives up to his "Bazillionaire Goth Mother Hen" reputation by taking Kai shopping for the perfect present for his sister. But what does a princess buy her Mommy? And will this present be put to immediate use? (Yes.) Synesthesia (or, Snowed-In with my Best Friend's Alien DILF): An Erich & Luca Novella Now that everyone has survived the forced proximity of Super Gay Island during End Game, our German DJ normie, Erich (first introduced in Gentlemen) decides to shoot his shot and invite his superpowered obsession (who happens to be his bestie Wolfy's "dad"—oops!) to ski in the Alps. But oh, nooooo—they're snowed in! Sounds like the perfect opportunity to discover if Luca feels the same...The Rabble actually inserted themselves into every tale included in some way. Per usual. Contains mature content. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website.