All Rail Caesar

Young punk rocker Rick Stiff, Seattle hustler and smart-aleck, ‘stiffs’ local business men on their lunch breaks (from the passenger seat) for beer money and kicks—he has a girlfriend, he’ll tell you, and his customers always get what they want—but when this juvenile delinquent with a bad attitude finds himself working the ‘manual-shift’ of a frustrated physics professor from the local U, he’s queerly transported back in time to the pre-cross glamorously dressed reign of Roman Emperor Elagabalus. Elagabalus and his harem of young men (his ‘Minnows’) don’t quite know what to do with this beautiful lout that’s been dumped at their sandals, but putting up with his vulgar language for a quick one, each of the Emperor’s retainers take their turns on this one-man bronco, but it is up to the youthful Emperor to make the ultimate decision between life and death. Will Elagabalus find yummy Rick’s looks—and abilities—to his liking? Or will Rick’s wise cracks place him in the coliseum pitted against glisteningly thick gladiators?