B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Gastropods of Terror and How to Get a Head in Real Estate

Scientist Peter Mollusk thought he’d escaped his “mad scientist” past. He is now a respected gastropodologist living in Madison, Wisconsin, and is engaged to real estate student Annette Puddle. Then one fateful day two horny teenagers are attacked by something too horrible to imagine. And something happens to Annette that is also too horrible to imagine. Suddenly it’s up to Peter to save Annette and the world at the same time in a story involving giant gastropods, severed body parts, really disgusting “slurping” sounds, a lake full of beer, 100 tons of salt, Van de Graaff generators, and a bottle of Ghirardelli Black Label Chocolate Sauce.