199 Terribly Good DAD JOKES: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

Hi, Laughing My Butt Off. I’m Dad.“What did the cat say to the dog?”“Nothing. They can’t talk.”Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly terrible as a dad joke? We’re not talking about just some silly jokes or one-liner; these jokes compiled by Mike Gaffy are an assembly of some of the most offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man.Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment, these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs with the precision of the most dedicated corny dad.Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck!Mike Gaffy brings the laughs, or at least the groans to every joke.The best (or worst) dad jokes come from the world around us. The 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes chronicles are some of the best. Covering the essential dad joke subjects like:The family: You forgot the pickles! It’s kind of a big dill.Kid jokes: What’s the worst thing about being a grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape!Insult jokes: If I wanted to hear from a butthole, I’d just fart.Old age: Sometimes when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal hoping that the cashier asks for ID.The secret of dad jokes is simply to entertain and terrorize your loved ones.Remember, you don’t have to have offspring to tell dad jokes.Gain the respect and admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and coworkers by scrolling up and clicking “Buy Now.”Because it’s not like these jokes are getting any fresher…