Fast-Chick Flick: A Closet Comedy

Eden Gann until recently did sexy videos, she’s totally fine with that, and the hell with you.But it was up to her, wasn’t it, how and when she left? Not her studio boss Charlie Vogel, who doesn’t understand that pink slips are for wearing, not for bringing to the unemployment line...So if it happened to occur to her to revenge herself by punching a few holes in Charlie’s balance sheet, manipulating/seducing all his other contract ladies (and a few lads) out the door one by one in the week before an important industry function, she’s going to do that, because yeah. And he deserves the reality check anyway, 'cause to date his resume of erotic videos has been so horrible looking, his body of work practically has a vestigial twin growing out of its neck.And if while she does all this she also buries the reader to the eyeballs under mountainous snark and attitude—well? A Girl’s Gotta Do!