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Prankfurters: True Tales to Thrill the Suburban Red-Assed Baboon–Or, Cautionary Tales for Parents of Red-Assed Baboons (A.K.A. Teenagers)

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Prankfurters: True Tales to Thrill the Suburban Red-Assed Baboon–Or, Cautionary Tales for Parents of Red-Assed Baboons (A.K.A. Teenagers)

Penned By Slade Delastrode
4.85 54,733 Ratings
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Audacious and entertaining, author Slade Delastrode vividly and humorously recounts his bizarre misadventures as a teen in Yorba Linda, where bombs, shoplifting, burglaries, a chilling homemade ghost, and a potpourri of other insults to their Orange County community were the order of the day. A celebration of stupidity and failure as much as anything, you'll marvel at how Slade and his reckless buddies (mostly) evaded authorities and dodged selecting themselves out of the gene pool. Eleven intertwined true stories so wickedly fun that even the most priggish granny will wish she were a teenage boy. Illustrated.

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Released May 13, 2019
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Slade Delastrode is a writer and avid reader based in the Pacific Northwest. Before pursuing writing full-time, they spent over a decade working in education. When not working on their next book, Slade Delastrode can usually be found hiking with their dog or trying out new coffee shops in their neighborhood.

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